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I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. At 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed, 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me What time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT" he didn't seem upset in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said "oh sh*t." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cookooed twice more and then tripped over the coffe table & farted!
I cracked up when I read it...so i thout I'd share... sorry if you didn't like it!
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