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Blonde Terrorist
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blond passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed. Soon after takeoff, the blond man called a stewardess to his seat and said, "I have a live grenade in my pocket. I'll blow up the plane if you do not divert to Cairo."
Perplexed, the stewardess said, "But, sir. This is TWA flight 1219 to Cairo."
"Damn!" replied the blond passenger, "I got on the wrong plane."
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Worlds Greatest Salesman
Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.
The first said, that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man.
The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man.
The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to a blonde lady.
The other two said, so what? The third salesman added, along with the Cuckoo clock, I also sold her one hundred pounds of bird seeds!!!!!
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How to pass a job interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Blonde : Ok
Interviewer : Made in USA
Blonde : Destroyed in Afghanistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Blonde : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Blonde : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Blonde : Insufficient! Don't Take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
Blonde : Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Blonde : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Blonde : You Appoint me
Interviewer : ....!!!!!
to whom it may concern: these are jokes. Not true stories. So please do not take anything it says personally. I suggest you stop taking offense and if you do not like a joke, then please just skip my jokes.
Try laughing instead of moaning and groaning.
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