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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!..
The Other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my Husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours
Passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit Loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in The hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband Would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of Myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a Possible conflict with him.(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 Cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)The next morning my husband asked me What time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight'. He didn't seem annoyed off at All. Whew!! Got away with that one! Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo Clock.' When I asked him why?, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed Three times, then said, 'Oh. Sh ** .', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's Throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then Tripped over the coffee table and farted
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