Cuckoo Clocks For Sale

Shortly after I got married, I was invited out for a night out with the boys. I told the wife that I would be home by midnight... Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 AM, drunk as a skunk, I went home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for having the presence of mind, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. Next morning the wife asked me what time I got in. I told her 12 o'clock. Whew! Got away with that one! Then she told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she said, "Well, it cuckooed 3 times, cuckooed another 4 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, farted, then cuckooed twice more and started giggling."

US Auctions Australian Auctions Austrian Auctions Belgian Auctions Canadian Auctions French Auctions German Auctions Indian Auctions Irish Auctions Italian Auctions Dutch Auctions Polish Auctions Spanish Auctions Swiss Auctions UK Auctions

Best Match Time: ending soonest Time: newly listed Price: lowest first Price: highest first Price + Shipping: lowest first Price + Shipping: highest first

Cuckoo Clock Vintage Leaf Wood Pendulum    US $8.99

Cuckoo Coo Coo Clock Made in Germany Complete Awesome Condition    US $26.00

VINTAGE WEST GERMANY ANIMATED CUCKOO CLOCK 2 DOORS NEEDS RESTORED PARTS INCLUDED    US $112.00

Vintage Cuckoo Clock for parts only as seen in pictures    US $15.99

View Page:   1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25

Powered by phpBay Pro

Technorati Tags: conflict, cuckoo clock, cuckoo clocks, grog, next morning, o clock, presence of mind, skunk, whew, yarns