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The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down too easily. Around 3 am, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to avoid conflict with him. (Even smashed; three plus nine equals12 cuckoos-MIDNIGHT!) In the morning my husband asked what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem p*ssed off. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh, sh*t.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
This is just a joke...one many people have heard and 'seen' repeatedly people! It's just for sh*ts and giggles! Gosh since when are any of the jokes and riddles on this site original?
Chillax everyone who is going crazy!
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