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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls. I told
my
husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,
the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT!).
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
midnight, he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away
with
that one!
Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock'. When I asked him why, he
said………..
'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh
shit',
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted.
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