my friend wendy told me this one!

So one night i wanted to go out with the girls so i asked my husband if it was ok. He didn't mind because i told himi wouldnt be in too late. well the margaritas were going down way too easily and before i knew it, it was really late. so i got a ride home and quietly entered when the cuckoo clock started ringing 3 oclock. i knew he was going to wake up so i cuckooed 9 more times. 9 cuckoos plus 3 cuckoos equals 12. MIDNIGHT! i was proud of myself for thinking so quickly

the next morning he had asked me what time i got in and i said midnight. he didnt seem mad at all! then out of nowhere he said " i think we need a new cuckoo clock" so i asked why and he said " well last night it cuckooed 3 times, said oh sh*t, cuckooed 4 more times, giggled, cuckooed 2 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed 3 times, tripped over the coffee table and farted."

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