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Di nokta zareefa, ma3reftesh abattal de7k 
The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!”
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed…3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight”. He didn’t seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”
When I asked her, “Why?” she said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, “Oh Shit”, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it’s throat, cuckooed another 3 times, burped, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”
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Plz translate to Liechtensteinish
First sentence should be:
The other night I was invited out for a night with “the guys.” I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!”
3ashan 3amalt shwayet mix, but I forgot to edit the 1st sentence :S
LOOL, maheyya keda el nokta mlakhbata shwayya, but it still works, right ?
@ G. #3: Eih da, 3ayez tedeelo 45 thumbs up? Tab khod tumb up 3ashan tebtak di
@ COP: Lool, basally nafsi shwayya
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise." Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = midnight.)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I said "midnight." He didn't seem upset at all.
Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh sh*t", cuckooed 4 more times, tripped over the coffee table and farted"
No it didn't happen to me! I got it in an email.
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my friend wendy told me this one!
So one night i wanted to go out with the girls so i asked my husband if it was ok. He didn't mind because i told himi wouldnt be in too late. well the margaritas were going down way too easily and before i knew it, it was really late. so i got a ride home and quietly entered when the cuckoo clock started ringing 3 oclock. i knew he was going to wake up so i cuckooed 9 more times. 9 cuckoos plus 3 cuckoos equals 12. MIDNIGHT! i was proud of myself for thinking so quickly
the next morning he had asked me what time i got in and i said midnight. he didnt seem mad at all! then out of nowhere he said " i think we need a new cuckoo clock" so i asked why and he said " well last night it cuckooed 3 times, said oh sh*t, cuckooed 4 more times, giggled, cuckooed 2 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed 3 times, tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down too easily. Around 3 am, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to avoid conflict with him. (Even smashed; three plus nine equals12 cuckoos-MIDNIGHT!) In the morning my husband asked what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem p*ssed off. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh, sh*t.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
This is just a joke...one many people have heard and 'seen' repeatedly people! It's just for sh*ts and giggles! Gosh since when are any of the jokes and riddles on this site original?
Chillax everyone who is going crazy!
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are
married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT".... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh s#!t." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cucko oed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margarita's went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh sht.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I
promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... )
Three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh, shit.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
umm... isnt this the catagory where you post "jokes"
Its not a question.
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The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband ask ed me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... He didn't 't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted
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why women should aviod nights out when their married
The one night a women was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ she told her husband that she would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times. she was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!) The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, she told him ‘MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, she got away with that one! Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’ When she asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh shit.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with
him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
him "Midnight." He didn't seem ticked off at all. Whew! Got away with
that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh shit", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table, and farted."
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sorry if it's already been posted. i think it's hilarious!! 
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT".. . he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls. I told
my
husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,
the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT!).
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
midnight, he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away
with
that one!
Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock'. When I asked him why, he
said………..
'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh
shit',
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted.
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If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of
> humour.
>
> The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I
> told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well,
> the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
> Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
>
> Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
> and cuckooed 3 times.
> Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
> another 9 times.
>
> I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
> solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when
> totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos
> (MIDNIGHT!)
>
> The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
> 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
>
> Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo
> clock.'
>
> When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed
> three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
> throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
> and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m.,
a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake
up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming
up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible
conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9
cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos= MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away
with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked
him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then
said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over
the coffee table and farted.
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VTG Black Forest Germany Large 14 x 9 Cuckoo Clock carved Deer Head B100 150 US $19.99
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VTG Black Forest Germany Lg 14 x 9 Cuckoo Clock carved Deer Head Herbert Herr US $21.50
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!..
The Other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my Husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours
Passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit Loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in The hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband Would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of Myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a Possible conflict with him.(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 Cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)The next morning my husband asked me What time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight'. He didn't seem annoyed off at All. Whew!! Got away with that one! Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo Clock.' When I asked him why?, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed Three times, then said, 'Oh. Sh ** .', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's Throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then Tripped over the coffee table and farted
8.5 ?
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Vintage Ceramic NORCREST Wall Pocket CUCKOO CLOCK Bluebird MADE IN JAPAN US $14.50
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VTG Black Forest Germany Large 14 x 9 Cuckoo Clock carved Deer Head B100 150 US $19.99
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VTG Black Forest Germany Lg 14 x 9 Cuckoo Clock carved Deer Head Herbert Herr US $21.50
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