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(For example... I read this off of Highlifter by:joshua99ta and got me to wondering if anybody has any other silly 'stories' like this. 
Thanks.)
"Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married..."
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos
MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem ticked off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo
clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said 'oh snap(substituted for anorther word).' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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 lot of 5old cuckoo clocks carved mid frames hunters US $17.88
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 Dept 56 Black Forest Cuckoo Clocks Schwarzalder Kuckucksuhren Alpine Village US $89.00
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Girls Night Out" The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... ) Three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT! The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ‘MIDNIGHT.’ He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh, shit.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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 CUCKOO CLOCKRARESPRING DRIVEN ANTIQUE PROJECT CLOCK BLACK FOREST CLOCK US $199.00
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 good working cuckoo clock music movement 17 US $22.00
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 cuckoo clock music movement w swing down man and wood pulley US $25.00
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If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 320times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos (MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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good working cuckoo clock music movement 17 US $22.00
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cuckoo clock music movement w swing down man and wood pulley US $25.00
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 new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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 Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are
married...The other night I was invited out for a night
with "the girls".I told my husband that I would be home
by midnight, "I promise!"Well, the hours passed and the
margaritas went down way too easy.Around 3 a.m., a bit
loaded, I headed for home.Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wakeup, I
cuckooed another 9 times I was really proud of myself for
coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape
a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally
smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT!)The next morning my husband asked me what time
I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed
off at all Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We
need a new cuckoo clock."When I asked him why, he said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said,
"Oh shit ." & cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,
cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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good working cuckoo clock music movement 16 US $22.00
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CUCKOO CLOCKRARESPRING DRIVEN ANTIQUE PROJECT CLOCK BLACK FOREST CLOCK US $199.00
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good working cuckoo clock music movement 17 US $22.00
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cuckoo clock music movement w swing down man and wood pulley US $25.00
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
Told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what timeI got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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lot of 6 old cuckoo clocks back door and gongs US $7.36
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lot of 5old cuckoo clocks carved mid frames hunters US $17.88
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Dept 56 Black Forest Cuckoo Clocks Schwarzalder Kuckucksuhren Alpine Village US $89.00
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A wife had been out too late with 'the girls' after promising to be home by 12:00 midnight.
Entering the home at around 3 a.m. and quite inebriated, the wife was cafeful not to make any noise. However, the cuckoo clock refused to cooperate and 'cuckooed' 3 times as she moved through the house, revealing the late hour.
Thinking quickly, the wife 'cuckooed' 9 more times to cover her
tracks. "cuckoo..cuckoo..
cuckoo..cuckoo..cuckoo
cuckoo..cuckoo..cuckoo
cuckoo"
The next morning, as the husband was eating his breakfast he said "I think we need a new cuckoo clock"
"Why is that?" nervously asked the wife.
"well last night it cuckooed 3 times..paused..cuckooed 4 more times...giggled...cleared its throat and cuckooed 7 more times....then tripped over the coffee table and broke wind".
recite the word "cuckoo" for added effect.....
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good working cuckoo clock music movement 17 US $22.00
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cuckoo clock music movement w swing down man and wood pulley US $25.00
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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> The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise."
>
> Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too
easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I
got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times.
>
> Quickly, realizing my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with
him.
>
> (Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals
12 cuckoos = midnight.)
>
> The next morning my husband asked my what time I got in and I
told him "midnight." He didn't seem upset at all.
>
> Whew! Got away with that one!
>
> Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
>
> When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh shit", cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed
twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
i am a blonde but this is not a real story it is just something i found on another site hope u like it
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good working cuckoo clock music movement 16 US $22.00
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CUCKOO CLOCKRARESPRING DRIVEN ANTIQUE PROJECT CLOCK BLACK FOREST CLOCK US $199.00
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good working cuckoo clock music movement 17 US $22.00
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cuckoo clock music movement w swing down man and wood pulley US $25.00
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight , "I promise!" Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down WAY too easy. Around 3:00
a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when
totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
midnight. He didn't seem pissed off at all. Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh
sh#@.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3
times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table
and farted.
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lot of 6 old cuckoo clocks back door and gongs US $7.36
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lot of 5old cuckoo clocks carved mid frames hunters US $17.88
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Dept 56 Black Forest Cuckoo Clocks Schwarzalder Kuckucksuhren Alpine Village US $89.00
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lot of 4 old cuckoo clocks wood dials US $4.99
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WHY WOMEN SHOULD AVOID A GIRLS NIGHT OUT AFTER THEY'RE MARRIED!
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight , "I promise!" Well,
the hours passed and the margaritas went down WAY too easy. Around
3:00 A.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such
a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos = MIDNIGHT. The next morning my husband asked me what time I
got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't seem pissed off at all.
Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh sh#@.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared
it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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good working cuckoo clock music movement 17 US $22.00
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cuckoo clock music movement w swing down man and wood pulley US $25.00
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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The other night I was invited out for a bachelorette party with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed I knew that 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos, which equals MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, ‘Oh shit’, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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good working cuckoo clock music movement 17 US $22.00
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cuckoo clock music movement w swing down man and wood pulley US $25.00
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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The other night, I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise," were my last words.
The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily and around 3 a.m. we piled into a cab and headed to our respective homes, quite inebriated.
Just as I walked through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times!
Realizing that my husband would probably wake up to this, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was quit pleased with myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution to cover up my tardiness. Even with my impaired judgment, I could count 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equaled 12 cuckoos!
The next morning, my husband asked me what time I got in, and confidently, I replied, "Midnight...like I promised." He didn't even raise and eyebrow and went on reading the morning paper! Phew! Got away with that one!
After a moment, he then replied, "I think we might need a new cuckoo clock."
A bit nervously, I asked him why, to which he responded:
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'Oh, crap,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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lot of 6 old cuckoo clocks back door and gongs US $7.36
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lot of 5old cuckoo clocks carved mid frames hunters US $17.88
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise" were my last words.
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 am and a bit loaded, we piled into a cab and headed for our respective homes Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Rea lizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was particularly proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution to cover up my tardiness. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos....MIDNIGHT).
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't raise an eye brow and continued to read the morning paper. Whew! Got away with that one!!
Then he said, "I think we might need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh, sh*t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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lot of 6 old cuckoo clocks back door and gongs US $7.36
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lot of 5old cuckoo clocks carved mid frames hunters US $17.88
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Dept 56 Black Forest Cuckoo Clocks Schwarzalder Kuckucksuhren Alpine Village US $89.00
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lot of 4 old cuckoo clocks wood dials US $4.99
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A woman went on a girls' night out, promising her husband she'd be home by midnight. The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3AM, a bit loaded, she went home. Just as she got in the door, their clock started up and cuckooed three times.
Realizing her husband would surely wake up, she cuckooed like the clock nine times more hoping she could fool her husband into thinking it was 12 midnight. She was proud of herself for coming up with such a quick and witty solution.
The next morning the husband asked her what time she got home. "Midnight," she said. He didn't seem pissed at all, which made the wife think she got away clean. Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." The wife asked why. "Well, last night," said the husband, "our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh shit,' cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table, and farted...
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lot of 6 old cuckoo clocks back door and gongs US $7.36
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lot of 5old cuckoo clocks carved mid frames hunters US $17.88
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I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed & margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible argument with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When asked why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
Sorry if u feel i'm on the wrong board, i never stray from P&S
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lot of 6 old cuckoo clocks back door and gongs US $7.36
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lot of 5old cuckoo clocks carved mid frames hunters US $17.88
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Dept 56 Black Forest Cuckoo Clocks Schwarzalder Kuckucksuhren Alpine Village US $89.00
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girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing that my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed) in order to avoid a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock". When I asked him why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said 'Oh. S*it, then cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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good working cuckoo clock music movement 17 US $22.00
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cuckoo clock music movement w swing down man and wood pulley US $25.00
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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