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Di nokta zareefa, ma3reftesh abattal de7k 
The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!”
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed…3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight”. He didn’t seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”
When I asked her, “Why?” she said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, “Oh Shit”, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it’s throat, cuckooed another 3 times, burped, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”
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Plz translate to Liechtensteinish
First sentence should be:
The other night I was invited out for a night with “the guys.” I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!”
3ashan 3amalt shwayet mix, but I forgot to edit the 1st sentence :S
LOOL, maheyya keda el nokta mlakhbata shwayya, but it still works, right ?
@ G. #3: Eih da, 3ayez tedeelo 45 thumbs up? Tab khod tumb up 3ashan tebtak di
@ COP: Lool, basally nafsi shwayya
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise." Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = midnight.)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I said "midnight." He didn't seem upset at all.
Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh sh*t", cuckooed 4 more times, tripped over the coffee table and farted"
No it didn't happen to me! I got it in an email.
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It seems inherent nature in all of us. To find someone that is not one of us. We had Judaism, we found christianity to oppose it and than had catholics and protestants. Now I don't know how many sects.
Black vs. white, man vs. woman, Dem vs. Rep., and so on.
Do you think that conflict has some purpose? That it somehow benefits us in a grand scheme of things?
" in Italy for 30 years under the Borgia's they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock." - Harry Lime
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The other night I was invited out for a night with the guys. I told my wife that I would be home by midnight....PROMISE! Well, the hours passed away quickly, and the beer was going down way too easily. At 3:00 am, drunk as a skunk, I arrived home and just as soon as I got in the front door the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly I realized that she would probably wake up, so I cuckood another 9 times! I was really proud of my accomplishment! Having such a snappy, witty solution to avoid a possible severe conflict with the wife. The next morning my wife asked me what time I got home. I said "At midnight, like I promised". She didn't seem disturbed at all. "Got away with that one" I thought to my brilliant self. Then she said that we need a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said, " Well, last night it cuckooed three times, then said 'oh f**k', cuckooed four more times, cleared its' throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, then cuckooed twice
Please feel free to browse my other questions, I post jokes all the time.
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theres a woman who went for a girls {night out}
she told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. I thought,
" Whew! I got away with that one!"
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
22 hours ago
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22 hours ago
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,
then it cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times then farted..
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theres a woman who went for a girls {night out}
she told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. I thought,
" Whew! I got away with that one!"
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
22 hours ago
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When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,then it cuckooed four more times,cleared it's throat,then burped, cuckooed another three times then farted.....
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theres a woman who went for a girls {night out}
she told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. I thought,
" Whew! I got away with that one!"
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
22 hours ago
Additional Details
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,then it cuckooed four more times,cleared it's throat,then burped, cuckooed another three times then farted.....
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theres a woman who went for a girls {night out}
she told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. I thought,
" Whew! I got away with that one!"
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
22 hours ago
Additional Details
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,then it cuckooed four more times,cleared it's throat,then burped, cuckooed another three times then farted.....
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theres a woman who went for a girls {night out}
she told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. I thought,
" Whew! I got away with that one!"
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
22 hours ago
Additional Details
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,then it cuckooed four more times,cleared it's throat,then burped, cuckooed another three times then farted.....
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One night, this guy is invited out for a night with the guys. He promised his live-in girlfriend that he would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down smooth, and before he knew it, it was 2:30 a.m. Drunk as a skunk, he headed for home.
Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, he realized that she'd probably wake up, so he was quite proud of himself when he thought to cuckoo nine more times. Even in his drunken haze, he fell asleep smiling about how he had escaped a possible conflict.
The next morning, his girlfriend asked him what time he got in, and he replied, "Twelve." She didn't seem disturbed at all, which made the guy feel even better.
She then told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock.
"Why is that?" he asked.
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, said "Oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."
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Shortly after I got married, I was invited out for a night out with the boys. I told the wife that I would be home by midnight... Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 AM, drunk as a skunk, I went home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for having the presence of mind, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. Next morning the wife asked me what time I got in. I told her 12 o'clock. Whew! Got away with that one! Then she told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she said, "Well, it cuckooed 3 times, cuckooed another 4 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, farted, then cuckooed twice more and started giggling."
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The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down too easily. Around 3 am, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to avoid conflict with him. (Even smashed; three plus nine equals12 cuckoos-MIDNIGHT!) In the morning my husband asked what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem p*ssed off. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh, sh*t.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
This is just a joke...one many people have heard and 'seen' repeatedly people! It's just for sh*ts and giggles! Gosh since when are any of the jokes and riddles on this site original?
Chillax everyone who is going crazy!
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are
married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT".... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh s#!t." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cucko oed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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theres a woman who went for a girls {night out}
she told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. I thought,
" Whew! I got away with that one!"
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
22 hours ago
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When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,then it swore then it cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times then farted......
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I
promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... )
Three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh, shit.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
umm... isnt this the catagory where you post "jokes"
Its not a question.
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