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The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband ask ed me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... He didn't 't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted
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why women should aviod nights out when their married
The one night a women was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ she told her husband that she would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times. she was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!) The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, she told him ‘MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, she got away with that one! Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’ When she asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh shit.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with
him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
him "Midnight." He didn't seem ticked off at all. Whew! Got away with
that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh shit", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table, and farted."
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 cuckoo clock music movement w swing down man and wood pulley US $25.00
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sorry if it's already been posted. i think it's hilarious!! 
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT".. . he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted
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lot of 5old cuckoo clocks carved mid frames hunters US $17.88
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Dept 56 Black Forest Cuckoo Clocks Schwarzalder Kuckucksuhren Alpine Village US $89.00
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls. I told
my
husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,
the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT!).
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
midnight, he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away
with
that one!
Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock'. When I asked him why, he
said………..
'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh
shit',
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted.
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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 SOLID SILVER CHARMS FOR A CHARM BRACELET OR LITTLE PENDANTS CUCKOO CLOCK US $3.15
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If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of
> humour.
>
> The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I
> told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well,
> the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
> Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
>
> Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
> and cuckooed 3 times.
> Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
> another 9 times.
>
> I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
> solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when
> totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos
> (MIDNIGHT!)
>
> The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
> 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
>
> Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo
> clock.'
>
> When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed
> three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
> throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
> and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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SOLID SILVER CHARMS FOR A CHARM BRACELET OR LITTLE PENDANTS CUCKOO CLOCK US $3.15
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The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m.,
a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake
up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming
up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible
conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9
cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos= MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away
with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked
him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then
said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over
the coffee table and farted.
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good working cuckoo clock music movement 17 US $22.00
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cuckoo clock music movement w swing down man and wood pulley US $25.00
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!..
The Other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my Husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours
Passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit Loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in The hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband Would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of Myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a Possible conflict with him.(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 Cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)The next morning my husband asked me What time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight'. He didn't seem annoyed off at All. Whew!! Got away with that one! Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo Clock.' When I asked him why?, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed Three times, then said, 'Oh. Sh ** .', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's Throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then Tripped over the coffee table and farted
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lot of 5old cuckoo clocks carved mid frames hunters US $17.88
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Dept 56 Black Forest Cuckoo Clocks Schwarzalder Kuckucksuhren Alpine Village US $89.00
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Telling Time
Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with “the boys.” I told my new bride that I would be home by midnight … promise!
Well, one tall tale led to another while everyone bought me drinks. Before I knew it, it was almost 3:00 a.m. Drunk as a skunk, I took a cab home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly I realized she’d probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having the quick wittedness — even when smashed — to escape a possible conflict.
Next morning, the misses asked me what time I got in. I told her 12 o’clock. Whew! Got away with that one!
She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why she said “Well, it cuckooed 3 times, said ‘dang it,’ cuckooed another 4 times, belched, cuckooed another 3 times, cleared its throat, and cuckooed twice and then giggled.”
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The Ultimate Computer
The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company’s production line as the guided tour arrived.
The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. “This,” he said, “is the Ultimate Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you ask it.”
At which a doubting customer stepped forward and spoke into the Ultimate Computer’s microphone. “Where is my father”?
There was a whirring of wheels and the screen read: “Fishing off Florida.”
The smart-aleck customer laughed. “Actually,” he said, “my father is dead!”
It had been a trick question!
The salesman, carefully chosen for his ability to think fast on his feet, immediately replied that he was sorry the answer was unsatisfactory, but as computers were precise, perhaps he might care to rephrase his question and try again?
The customer thougt a bit, went to the Ultimate Computer and this time said, “Where is my mother’s husband?”
Again there was a whirring of wheels and a flashing of lights before the message popped up on the monitor: “Dead. But your father is still fishing off Florida.”
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Proud Mothers
Three mothers are sitting on a park bench in Miami Beach talking about (what else?) how much their sons love them.
Sadie says, “You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My son, Arnold, bought that for me for my 75th birthday. What a good boy he is, and how much he loves his mother.”
Minnie says, “You call that love? You know the Eldorado Cadillac I just got for Mother’s Day? That’s from my son Bernie. What a doll.”
Shirley says, “That’s nothing. You know my son Stanley? He’s in analysis with a psychoanalyst on Park Avenue, no less. Five session a week–0 a hour, and what does he talk about? Me.”
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Worthless
“I’m ashamed of the way we live,” a young wife said to her lazy husband who refused to find a job. “My father pays our rent. My mother buys all of our food. My sister buys our clothes. My aunt bought us a car. I’m just so ashamed.”
The husband rolled over on the couch. “You should be ashamed,” he agreed. “Those two worthless brothers of yours never give us a cent.”
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good working cuckoo clock music movement 17 US $22.00
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cuckoo clock music movement w swing down man and wood pulley US $25.00
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in thedoor, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh shit', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted."
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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SOLID SILVER CHARMS FOR A CHARM BRACELET OR LITTLE PENDANTS CUCKOO CLOCK US $3.15
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CUCKOO CLOCK6 CAST BRASS PARTS MOVEMENTSPARTS ONLY US $11.00
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Shortly after I got married, I was invited out for a night out with the boys. I told the wife that I would be home by midnight... Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 AM, drunk as a skunk, I went home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for having the presence of mind, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. Next morning the wife asked me what time I got in. I told her 12 o'clock. Whew! Got away with that one! Then she told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she said, "Well, it cuckooed 3 times, cuckooed another 4 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, farted, then cuckooed twice more and started giggling."
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good working cuckoo clock music movement 17 US $22.00
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cuckoo clock music movement w swing down man and wood pulley US $25.00
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. At 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed, 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me What time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT" he didn't seem upset in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said "oh sh*t." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cookooed twice more and then tripped over the coffe table & farted!
I cracked up when I read it...so i thout I'd share... sorry if you didn't like it!
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lot of 5old cuckoo clocks carved mid frames hunters US $17.88
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(For example... I read this off of Highlifter by:joshua99ta and got me to wondering if anybody has any other silly 'stories' like this. Thanks.)
"Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married..."
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos
MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem ticked off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo
clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said 'oh snap(substituted for anorther word).' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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lot of 6 old cuckoo clocks back door and gongs US $7.36
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lot of 5old cuckoo clocks carved mid frames hunters US $17.88
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Dept 56 Black Forest Cuckoo Clocks Schwarzalder Kuckucksuhren Alpine Village US $89.00
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Girls Night Out" The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... ) Three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT! The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ‘MIDNIGHT.’ He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh, shit.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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SOLID SILVER CHARMS FOR A CHARM BRACELET OR LITTLE PENDANTS CUCKOO CLOCK US $3.15
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CUCKOO CLOCK6 CAST BRASS PARTS MOVEMENTSPARTS ONLY US $11.00
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If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 320times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos (MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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lot of 6 old cuckoo clocks back door and gongs US $7.36
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lot of 5old cuckoo clocks carved mid frames hunters US $17.88
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Dept 56 Black Forest Cuckoo Clocks Schwarzalder Kuckucksuhren Alpine Village US $89.00
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lot of 4 old cuckoo clocks wood dials US $4.99
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