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I was wondering if you could help me with this.
I have been trying to think of the name of an old tv show i used to watch when i was little.Cant quite remember whether it was nickelodeon or the den or what?.
It was about a group of kitchen objects that came to life every morning when the humans when out to work.
They all lived on the dresser i the kitchen.The salt and pepper were married to each other and Mrs.Bag , the grumpy tea pot lived on the top shelf.
Also, there was a mischievous mouse that lived behind the plate that he slid across to get to the dresser and caused trouble for all the others.
Also i remember a cuckoo clock on the wall that would chime and everyone would go back to their places before the humans came home.
Its been wrecking my head trying to think of the name of this show and i would really appreciate if you could help me or ask somebody...
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There is this professor I know at my college who helped me out a lot through college and was above all a great teacher who I wanted to give a gift to because I felt I owed him some token of gratitude for all the help that he gave me. I mean, the professor really did not have to go out of his way to help, but he did, hence the consideration.
I was going to be visiting relatives in Germany soon, and I was thinking I might buy a cuckoo clock for the prof from someone who knows my father well, which means it wont be terribly expensive. But I am worried that this might be something that could get me in trouble because I still might need to ask the professor for references. I am also worried it might start rumors (i.e of bribery) and could actually cause problems for the professor. So, is it generally considered OK for students to give gifts like this or am I better of just leaving a small thank you card or just writing to him to thank him ?
Just to emphasize one thing:
He is NOT teaching any of my classes anymore, so its not about passing courses
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Here's another
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise." Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = midnight.)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I said "midnight." He didn't seem upset at all.
Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh sh*t", cuckooed 4 more times, tripped over the coffee table and farted"
No it didn't happen to me! I got it in an email.
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It has singing birds coming out of a cuckoo clock. There is a man trying to stop them, but does not succeed. They are singing diddly dums. And the song also appears on a popular diaper brand commercial.
And now begin guessing!
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It is a hand carved cuckoo clock made in Germany.
it's 120 years old and the bird is facing the left and siting on the right side.
How much would it be worth???
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Hello Everyone,
I lived for 11 years in Georgia and moved 5 years ago back to Germany. In two weeks I will attend a wedding of a friend of mine in Michigan. The couple is around 25 and I like to buy them something typical German for the wedding gift. Since they are still young, I don´t want them to a cuckoo clock, a stein or something like it. And since don´t want to spend more like 250 Euro or so, I can´t afford to get them a nice German automobile 
Since I live in the town which produced originally all the Zeppelins including the Hindenburg …I thought I get something towards this direction, but I am not sure what.
Do you guys have an idea of what would be a real cool gift for them?
Thanks for all the help!!!
Oliver
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Okay this is driving me crazy....its my favorite book of all time and i lost it on an airplane 
i dont even remember the name or author its a blue book and on the cover is a medium sized cuckoo clock.....the plot is something like this: a man is a pastry chef like his father and when his grandfather died he told him there would be like 5 dates in his life that would be dangerous he even tells him the dates and everything and on one of those days he goes to the bank and there he gets held up at gunpoint with a "movie star" good looking man and a woman. The man had two accomplices and they were all clowns so they had names like giggles. The good looking man's father was the best clown and thats why he was a clown himself well anyway the pastry chef and woman explode the bank and get out and eventually get married having three kids and they found out that the good looking man survived without his private parts and later found out that him and the pastry chef were twin brothers and were seperated at birth and it goes on from there but if anyone knows what book im talking about can you PLEASE give me the name of the book or atleast the author anything would help thanks so much!!
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good working cuckoo clock music movement 17 US $22.00
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cuckoo clock music movement w swing down man and wood pulley US $25.00
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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get paid more if you don't sweat?
"that's the spirit"
it's not the economy
it's a different world now
no more ice caps
nunchucks shoot lasers
twin boys in a bikini
twilight of Tweety Bird...why
did a woman frown at Zsa Zsa
women are stupid
people who like kiddie porn
also like Agent Orange
terrified of cat sand...
relatively solid tracks derailed...
pointless
don't waste your time
everything just got out of prison
and like me can sit in a chair
when at the cuckoo clock factory
the machine harvester doesn't discriminate
but just dragged him around screaming.
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good working cuckoo clock music movement 17 US $22.00
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cuckoo clock music movement w swing down man and wood pulley US $25.00
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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I am an apprentice carpenter. Yesterday at work I smashed myself in the eye with a claw hammer while making a cuckoo clock. It might have been because I was using my less preferred left arm (I cut my right arm off with a bandsaw last week while joking around with my drunk mates). Or it could have been because I was trying to look down the top of the only girl in my workshop. She said she doesn't date one-armed men wearing eye patches. Is she playing hard to get?
Dave K, you're proof reading all my stories from now on.
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Blond & brunette have a wager whether this guy on TV will jump to his death or not. Guy jumps, brunette wins and blond pays . Brunette says, "I have to confess I saw this on the 6 oclock news tonight- so to be fair, I have to return your "
"I saw it too" said the blond giving the back
"I certainly didn't think he'd jump again!"
3 salesmen argue over who's the best salesman.
I sold a stereo to a deaf man says the first
I sold a TV to a blind man says the second
I sold a cuckoo clock to a blond woman says the third
So? says the first and second salesmen
"And 100 lbs of bird seed"
Blond on a riverbank hollers over to another blond on opposite shore "How do I get to the other side?"
The answer comes back..."You are on the other side"
A blond catches her husband having sex with another woman.
She pulls a gun from her purse and points it at her own head.
"Honey don't" shouts the alarmed husband
"Shut up! You're next!" says his wife.
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What is the low point of North Carolina's 2009-2010 basketball season?
A - in the waning moments of a 15-point home loss to Virginia, Roy Williams leaves to beat traffic
B - the team sets an NCAA record for the most slide whistle, fog horn and cuckoo clock sound effects in a single play
C - Michael Jordan puts only ,000 on a Tar Heels game instead of his customary 0,000
D - despite a passionate halftime reading by Roy Williams of his bestseller "Hard Work", the Tar Heels still lose by 32 to Duke
E - the Harlem Globetrotters inquire about going on a 20-city tour with UNC during the summer
F - the Tar Heels play the entire season in girlish blue uniforms with argyle trim
G - other
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cuckoo clock music movement w swing down man and wood pulley US $25.00
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I am noticing more and more poetry lurking around our Yahoo! Answers Village of late. Some of this poetry seems very lofty and, I don't know, maybe takes itself too seriously. As if stating how one feels or making observations about life and the world, the universe, cannot be done in a simple and straightforward way. So, I think it's time for some light verse. Or, the extreme form of light verse, which is: PREPOSTEROUSLY SILLY POETRY. Anyone want to try? I'm sure I'll be coming up with several entries of my own in the next few days. We're going to have record setting heat in New York this weekend (for the first week of May)--so watch out for some truly over the top, cuckoo clock verse.
I'm not buying who you say you are:
a Loch Ness Monster from Zanzibar--
please put on some shoes and hop in my car,
I'd like to see how go we can far.
What say, we stop by my old high school diner?
(I'm having a flashback of pie-eyed Sue Weiner!)
We can order some buttered up French Toast and juice,
and relive the days of Doctors Kildare and Seuss.
Good one, Joanne. Clever. You're on the right track. But I'm looking for even more preposterous, maybe. I cannot believe only 3 people answered! I'm holding out for at least a dozen answsers! And that is probably a preposterous expectation....but FOLKS, COME ON, TELL YOUR POET PALS ABOUT THIS QUESTION, or I'm going to have to create a new marketing department here! Let's loosen up & have a little fun!
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Really Short Chicken Jokes
What is Superchicken's real identity?
Cluck Kent.
How did the chicken end up in the soup pot?
The farmer's wife told her it was a chicken jacuzzi.
What happens when a chicken eats gunpowder?
She lays a hand gren-egg.
What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
The bombshell.
What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
It egg-splodes.
What happened when the hen ate cement?
She laid a sidewalk.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why did the chicken disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.
Why did the rooster file for divorce?
He was tired of being hen-pecked.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you're the chicken.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics!
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-day.
What do you call a chicken with a disability?
Hendicapped.
What do call a chicken who got too close to a nuclear plant?
Atomic cluck.
Why did the rooster stay outside dring the blizzard?
It was 'fowl' weather.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
With four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the internet?
It wanted to get to the other site.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up?
An alarm cluck.
What does an alarm cluck say?
Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo clock.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why did the rooster run away?
He was chicken.
Why don't chickens like people?
Because we beat eggs.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers pointed the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
She wanted to see a man lay a brick.
What does a chicken wipe his beak with?
A henkerchief.
What time do chickens go to lunch?
Twelve o cluck.
Why did the chicken cross the state line?
To get out of Kentucky.
Which religious man do chickens fear most?
The friar.
How do you know when a chicken is under arrest?
She's wearing hencuffs.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have enough guts.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum that it could be done.
Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
Because it ran out of cluck.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moooooovies.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a bell?
A bird that has to ring its own neck.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?
Because eggs were going up.
How do chickens dance?
Chick to chick.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar!
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A yolk book.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To cockadoodle dooo something.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
He kicked the bucket.
What do you get from a drunk chicken?
Scotch eggs!
Why does a rooster watch TV?
For hentertainment.
How do you stop a rooster from crowing on Sunday?
Eat him on Saturday!
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cuckoo clock music movement w swing down man and wood pulley US $25.00
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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