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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise." Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = midnight.)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I said "midnight." He didn't seem upset at all.
Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh sh*t", cuckooed 4 more times, tripped over the coffee table and farted"
No it didn't happen to me! I got it in an email.
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are
married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT".... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh s#!t." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cucko oed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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Older German Cuckoo Clock GG Berger US $25.00
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Vintage Avon Cuckoo Clock Lapel Pin US $3.99
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Our Christmas 2011 Cuckoo Clock US $119.99
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> The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise."
>
> Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too
easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I
got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times.
>
> Quickly, realizing my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with
him.
>
> (Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals
12 cuckoos = midnight.)
>
> The next morning my husband asked my what time I got in and I
told him "midnight." He didn't seem upset at all.
>
> Whew! Got away with that one!
>
> Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
>
> When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh shit", cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed
twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
i am a blonde but this is not a real story it is just something i found on another site hope u like it 
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Older German Cuckoo Clock GG Berger US $25.00
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Vintage Avon Cuckoo Clock Lapel Pin US $3.99
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Our Christmas 2011 Cuckoo Clock US $119.99
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I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed & margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible argument with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When asked why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
Sorry if u feel i'm on the wrong board, i never stray from P&S
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Vintage Lux Small Cuckoo Clock US $40.00
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Older German Cuckoo Clock GG Berger US $25.00
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Vintage Avon Cuckoo Clock Lapel Pin US $3.99
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Our Christmas 2011 Cuckoo Clock US $119.99
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