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A wife had been out too late with 'the girls' after promising to be home by 12:00 midnight.
Entering the home at around 3 a.m. and quite inebriated, the wife was cafeful not to make any noise. However, the cuckoo clock refused to cooperate and 'cuckooed' 3 times as she moved through the house, revealing the late hour.
Thinking quickly, the wife 'cuckooed' 9 more times to cover her
tracks. "cuckoo..cuckoo..
cuckoo..cuckoo..cuckoo
cuckoo..cuckoo..cuckoo
cuckoo"
The next morning, as the husband was eating his breakfast he said "I think we need a new cuckoo clock"
"Why is that?" nervously asked the wife.
"well last night it cuckooed 3 times..paused..cuckooed 4 more times...giggled...cleared its throat and cuckooed 7 more times....then tripped over the coffee table and broke wind".
recite the word "cuckoo" for added effect.....
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> The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise."
>
> Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too
easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I
got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times.
>
> Quickly, realizing my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with
him.
>
> (Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals
12 cuckoos = midnight.)
>
> The next morning my husband asked my what time I got in and I
told him "midnight." He didn't seem upset at all.
>
> Whew! Got away with that one!
>
> Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
>
> When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh shit", cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed
twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
i am a blonde but this is not a real story it is just something i found on another site hope u like it 
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight , "I promise!" Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down WAY too easy. Around 3:00
a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when
totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
midnight. He didn't seem pissed off at all. Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh
sh#@.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3
times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table
and farted.
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SOLID SILVER CHARMS FOR A CHARM BRACELET OR LITTLE PENDANTS CUCKOO CLOCK US $3.15
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The other night I was invited out for a bachelorette party with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed I knew that 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos, which equals MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, ‘Oh shit’, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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SOLID SILVER CHARMS FOR A CHARM BRACELET OR LITTLE PENDANTS CUCKOO CLOCK US $3.15
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The other night, I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise," were my last words.
The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily and around 3 a.m. we piled into a cab and headed to our respective homes, quite inebriated.
Just as I walked through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times!
Realizing that my husband would probably wake up to this, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was quit pleased with myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution to cover up my tardiness. Even with my impaired judgment, I could count 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equaled 12 cuckoos!
The next morning, my husband asked me what time I got in, and confidently, I replied, "Midnight...like I promised." He didn't even raise and eyebrow and went on reading the morning paper! Phew! Got away with that one!
After a moment, he then replied, "I think we might need a new cuckoo clock."
A bit nervously, I asked him why, to which he responded:
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'Oh, crap,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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SOLID SILVER CHARMS FOR A CHARM BRACELET OR LITTLE PENDANTS CUCKOO CLOCK US $3.15
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise" were my last words.
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 am and a bit loaded, we piled into a cab and headed for our respective homes Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Rea lizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was particularly proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution to cover up my tardiness. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos....MIDNIGHT).
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't raise an eye brow and continued to read the morning paper. Whew! Got away with that one!!
Then he said, "I think we might need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh, sh*t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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SOLID SILVER CHARMS FOR A CHARM BRACELET OR LITTLE PENDANTS CUCKOO CLOCK US $3.15
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I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed & margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible argument with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When asked why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
Sorry if u feel i'm on the wrong board, i never stray from P&S
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SOLID SILVER CHARMS FOR A CHARM BRACELET OR LITTLE PENDANTS CUCKOO CLOCK US $3.15
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girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing that my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed) in order to avoid a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock". When I asked him why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said 'Oh. S*it, then cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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SOLID SILVER CHARMS FOR A CHARM BRACELET OR LITTLE PENDANTS CUCKOO CLOCK US $3.15
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CUCKOO CLOCK6 CAST BRASS PARTS MOVEMENTSPARTS ONLY US $11.00
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight!" He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew!! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed a
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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SOLID SILVER CHARMS FOR A CHARM BRACELET OR LITTLE PENDANTS CUCKOO CLOCK US $3.15
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CUCKOO CLOCK6 CAST BRASS PARTS MOVEMENTSPARTS ONLY US $11.00
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the Hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that
one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh. Shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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SOLID SILVER CHARMS FOR A CHARM BRACELET OR LITTLE PENDANTS CUCKOO CLOCK US $3.15
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CUCKOO CLOCK6 CAST BRASS PARTS MOVEMENTSPARTS ONLY US $11.00
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out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!" were my last words. Well, the hours passed and the Margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m. and a bit loaded, we piled into a cab and headed for home. Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. (Even when totally smashed …3 cuckoos+9 cuckoos=12 cuckoos …MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, "Midnight", I said. He didn't raise an eyebrow or anything. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "I think we might need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh, s***," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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SOLID SILVER CHARMS FOR A CHARM BRACELET OR LITTLE PENDANTS CUCKOO CLOCK US $3.15
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CUCKOO CLOCK6 CAST BRASS PARTS MOVEMENTSPARTS ONLY US $11.00
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I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told hubby that I would be home by midnight, "I promise." Well, the hours passed & the margaritas went down way to easy. Around 3a.m. a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the cuckoo clock in the hall started up & cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing hubby would wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos + 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = midnight.) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in & I told him "midnight." He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh shit", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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SOLID SILVER CHARMS FOR A CHARM BRACELET OR LITTLE PENDANTS CUCKOO CLOCK US $3.15
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CUCKOO CLOCK6 CAST BRASS PARTS MOVEMENTSPARTS ONLY US $11.00
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh shit.', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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SOLID SILVER CHARMS FOR A CHARM BRACELET OR LITTLE PENDANTS CUCKOO CLOCK US $3.15
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CUCKOO CLOCK6 CAST BRASS PARTS MOVEMENTSPARTS ONLY US $11.00
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The other night, I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise," were my last words.
The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily and around 3 a.m. we piled into a cab and headed to our respective homes, quite inebriated.
Just as I walked through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times!
Realizing that my husband would probably wake up to this, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was quite pleased with myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution to cover up my tardiness. Even with my impaired judgment, I could count 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equaled 12 cuckoos!
The next morning, my husband asked me what time I got in, and confidently, I replied, "Midnight...like I promised." He didn't even raise and eyebrow and went on reading the morning paper! Phew! Got away with that one!
After a moment, he then replied, "I think we might need a new cuckoo clock."
A bit nervously, I asked him why, to which he responded:
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'Oh, crap,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table."
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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SOLID SILVER CHARMS FOR A CHARM BRACELET OR LITTLE PENDANTS CUCKOO CLOCK US $3.15
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CUCKOO CLOCK6 CAST BRASS PARTS MOVEMENTSPARTS ONLY US $11.00
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted
solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict
with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00.
He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh
s**t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
over the cat and farted!
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new cuckoo clock bellows 1 1 8 x 2 1 8 US $9.00
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Vintage Keebler Lux 8 day Cuckoo Quail Novelty Wall Clock US $61.00
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SOLID SILVER CHARMS FOR A CHARM BRACELET OR LITTLE PENDANTS CUCKOO CLOCK US $3.15
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CUCKOO CLOCK6 CAST BRASS PARTS MOVEMENTSPARTS ONLY US $11.00
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