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Di nokta zareefa, ma3reftesh abattal de7k 
The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!”
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed…3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight”. He didn’t seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”
When I asked her, “Why?” she said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, “Oh Shit”, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it’s throat, cuckooed another 3 times, burped, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”
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Plz translate to Liechtensteinish
First sentence should be:
The other night I was invited out for a night with “the guys.” I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!”
3ashan 3amalt shwayet mix, but I forgot to edit the 1st sentence :S
LOOL, maheyya keda el nokta mlakhbata shwayya, but it still works, right ?
@ G. #3: Eih da, 3ayez tedeelo 45 thumbs up? Tab khod tumb up 3ashan tebtak di
@ COP: Lool, basally nafsi shwayya
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise." Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = midnight.)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I said "midnight." He didn't seem upset at all.
Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh sh*t", cuckooed 4 more times, tripped over the coffee table and farted"
No it didn't happen to me! I got it in an email.
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theres a woman who went for a girls {night out}
she told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. I thought,
" Whew! I got away with that one!"
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
22 hours ago
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22 hours ago
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,
then it cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times then farted..
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theres a woman who went for a girls {night out}
she told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. I thought,
" Whew! I got away with that one!"
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
22 hours ago
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When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,then it cuckooed four more times,cleared it's throat,then burped, cuckooed another three times then farted.....
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theres a woman who went for a girls {night out}
she told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. I thought,
" Whew! I got away with that one!"
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
22 hours ago
Additional Details
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,then it cuckooed four more times,cleared it's throat,then burped, cuckooed another three times then farted.....
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theres a woman who went for a girls {night out}
she told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. I thought,
" Whew! I got away with that one!"
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
22 hours ago
Additional Details
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,then it cuckooed four more times,cleared it's throat,then burped, cuckooed another three times then farted.....
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theres a woman who went for a girls {night out}
she told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. I thought,
" Whew! I got away with that one!"
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
22 hours ago
Additional Details
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,then it cuckooed four more times,cleared it's throat,then burped, cuckooed another three times then farted.....
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Older German Cuckoo Clock GG Berger US $25.00
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Shortly after I got married, I was invited out for a night out with the boys. I told the wife that I would be home by midnight... Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 AM, drunk as a skunk, I went home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for having the presence of mind, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. Next morning the wife asked me what time I got in. I told her 12 o'clock. Whew! Got away with that one! Then she told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she said, "Well, it cuckooed 3 times, cuckooed another 4 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, farted, then cuckooed twice more and started giggling."
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are
married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT".... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh s#!t." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cucko oed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Star or leave a comment if you enjoyed.
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theres a woman who went for a girls {night out}
she told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. I thought,
" Whew! I got away with that one!"
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
22 hours ago
Additional Details
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,then it swore then it cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times then farted......
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I
promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... )
Three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh, shit.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
umm... isnt this the catagory where you post "jokes"
Its not a question.
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The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband ask ed me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... He didn't 't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted
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why women should aviod nights out when their married
The one night a women was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ she told her husband that she would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times. she was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!) The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, she told him ‘MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, she got away with that one! Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’ When she asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh shit.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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Older German Cuckoo Clock GG Berger US $25.00
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with
him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
him "Midnight." He didn't seem ticked off at all. Whew! Got away with
that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh shit", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table, and farted."
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sorry if it's already been posted. i think it's hilarious!! 
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT".. . he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted
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Vintage Lux Small Cuckoo Clock US $40.00
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Older German Cuckoo Clock GG Berger US $25.00
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Vintage Avon Cuckoo Clock Lapel Pin US $3.99
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Our Christmas 2011 Cuckoo Clock US $119.99
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