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I am noticing more and more poetry lurking around our Yahoo! Answers Village of late. Some of this poetry seems very lofty and, I don't know, maybe takes itself too seriously. As if stating how one feels or making observations about life and the world, the universe, cannot be done in a simple and straightforward way. So, I think it's time for some light verse. Or, the extreme form of light verse, which is: PREPOSTEROUSLY SILLY POETRY. Anyone want to try? I'm sure I'll be coming up with several entries of my own in the next few days. We're going to have record setting heat in New York this weekend (for the first week of May)--so watch out for some truly over the top, cuckoo clock verse.
I'm not buying who you say you are:
a Loch Ness Monster from Zanzibar--
please put on some shoes and hop in my car,
I'd like to see how go we can far.

What say, we stop by my old high school diner?
(I'm having a flashback of pie-eyed Sue Weiner!)
We can order some buttered up French Toast and juice,
and relive the days of Doctors Kildare and Seuss.
Good one, Joanne. Clever. You're on the right track. But I'm looking for even more preposterous, maybe. I cannot believe only 3 people answered! I'm holding out for at least a dozen answsers! And that is probably a preposterous expectation....but FOLKS, COME ON, TELL YOUR POET PALS ABOUT THIS QUESTION, or I'm going to have to create a new marketing department here! Let's loosen up & have a little fun!

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Are these questions or not?

Three of the jokes I posted on Yahoo Answers jokes/riddles Yahoo deleted them because they stated that they were not questions! The one was, Ever been to a Sr. Citizen home? Another was Do you own a cuckoo clock? And the last one was Do you like Marine life?

Now tell me are these questions, yes or no?

According to my 18 years of schooling they are, I guess the idiots at Yahoo who screen them only got as far as the 2nd grade if they do not know a question when they see one.....

What a bunch of ********!!!!!
WOW, thanks to all of you nice people for your support! I was a little hot when I got those violations and maybe I wrote down a little strong, but my guess is someone I blocked reported them as not questions. Anyway I appealed them all, fat chance of reversal, love to now who did it lol, thanks again, hugs to you all (men hanshakes lol) Fred

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Vintage Avon Cuckoo Clock Lapel Pin
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Our Christmas 2011 Cuckoo Clock
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